Question: What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? Answer: Pineapple
My boyfriend is just like Santa Claus. He gives me presents and is imaginary.
Question: What do you call a singing elf with sideburns? Answer: Elfis
Question: What do you call a gingerbread man with his leg bitten off? Answer: Limp Bizkit
Question: What do you call a reindeer who wears ear muffs? Answer: Anything you want, he...
Question: What do you call an elf who can rhyme? Answer: A wrapper
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Answer: Claustrophobic
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? For the spare ribs
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? Because people are dying to...